Lemme tell you about my thoughts about today's update! Man I tell you I ain't been so excited since my first date with Sally Seawaters! These cats on the tracks are all that, and that's a fact, jack! Anybody gonna tell me what other sport out there got hair splitting, skull crackin', back smackin' action like Riptiders Aquatic Racing? NFL? "Naw, For Losers!" NBA? "Naw, Boring Action!" MLB? "More Losers being Boring!" Wooooooooowee, that Nautiqua-man, he might be thinking of he was somewhere nicer, but him, and you, are right here where it counts, baybee! Don't forget to bring it back every single week for more Riptiders action! Maybe there's a way to remember it easier...Wet Wednesdays? Gonna have to get that treading on Blubber. Splashtag, Wet Wednesdays!